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Good Day, Mate!     Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a South African, an Australian (both guys), a young blonde lady, and little old Swiss lady. The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: That Australian must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek. The Australian thinks: That South African must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.  The South African thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can moer that Aussie again.