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This is Guts! We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him forty five years ago." I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long." She hasn't spoken to me since.