This is Guts!We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearbytable and sees a man in a drunken stupor.I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now.Do you know him?""Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like thatsince I left him forty five years ago."I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebratethat long."She hasn't spoken to me since.