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It is just a matter of gender!

You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either

male or female..

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can

see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off....

it takes a while to warm them up again.  

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but

can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and

retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and

frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for

picking up people..

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts

to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed

at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...

but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and

while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying