This is Guts!
We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby
table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now.
Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that
since I left him forty five years ago."
I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate
that long."
She hasn't spoken to me since.
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